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White marble urn. I had someone tell me it looked like it belonged in a bathroom and since then I can never unsee it.

White marble urn. I had someone tell me it looked like it belonged in a bathroom and since then I can never unsee it.

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BEEP BEEP I’M A JEEP.

BEEP BEEP I’M A JEEP.

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Another capsule / upright style urn from our showroom. Looks kind of intimidating. 

Another capsule / upright style urn from our showroom. Looks kind of intimidating. 

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Apparently it’s like urn appreciation week for me. Whatever. Upright urns 4lyfe. Those bronze rectangles weird me out, I’d take a cookie jar over those things.

Apparently it’s like urn appreciation week for me. Whatever. Upright urns 4lyfe. Those bronze rectangles weird me out, I’d take a cookie jar over those things.

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Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate our full casket showroom. It’s way better than those ones where it’s just a corner or the end of the casket sticking out of the wall.
But when I’m hungover at work and I’m dusting the caskets that’s some next level temptation. 

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate our full casket showroom. It’s way better than those ones where it’s just a corner or the end of the casket sticking out of the wall.

But when I’m hungover at work and I’m dusting the caskets that’s some next level temptation. 

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Graffiti sticker art found downtown.

Graffiti sticker art found downtown.

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Story time.

We did a funeral for a baby girl that died, which is sad. And the funeral directors have been a little protective of the family because reasons.

We had flowers delivered for the service and our florist brings in this arrangement and looks pissed which is weird because he’s never pissed. I guess the person who ordered the flowers insisted that their company logo be printed and presented in front of the flower arrangement.

So yeah, that’s basically advertising at a funeral. A baby funeral.

The funeral director I’m with just grabs the arrangement and heads into the chapel after our florist mutters something incomprehensible and leaves. And I just kind of follow her into the chapel.

This is how she sets up the flowers, the sign is just peaking out from behind the card.

Story time.

We did a funeral for a baby girl that died, which is sad. And the funeral directors have been a little protective of the family because reasons.

We had flowers delivered for the service and our florist brings in this arrangement and looks pissed which is weird because he’s never pissed. I guess the person who ordered the flowers insisted that their company logo be printed and presented in front of the flower arrangement.

So yeah, that’s basically advertising at a funeral. A baby funeral.

The funeral director I’m with just grabs the arrangement and heads into the chapel after our florist mutters something incomprehensible and leaves. And I just kind of follow her into the chapel.

This is how she sets up the flowers, the sign is just peaking out from behind the card.

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Okay so this is an electronic rolodex, I guess they were scared when this whole computer thing looked like it was going to take off so this was the anwser. You can actually turn the nobs on the side to flip through entries and it beeps when you push buttons which is rad. We found it while we were cleaning up in the funeral home and I got to take it home. Can’t believe it worked when I put new batteries in it.

Okay so this is an electronic rolodex, I guess they were scared when this whole computer thing looked like it was going to take off so this was the anwser. You can actually turn the nobs on the side to flip through entries and it beeps when you push buttons which is rad. We found it while we were cleaning up in the funeral home and I got to take it home. Can’t believe it worked when I put new batteries in it.

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My boss never gives me all his reciepts. So this happened.

My boss never gives me all his reciepts. So this happened.

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Toned paper making my quick hand study look like some straight up Da Vinci shit.

Toned paper making my quick hand study look like some straight up Da Vinci shit.